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lohanthony:

why is no one paying attention to the fact that it says “Miranda Cosgrove: Blogger”

idreamofjimmy:

Now you know why I never leave the house

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

beardycoxmilkshakeman:

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Rhinoceros beetle hitching a ride in Costa Rica. These harmless beetles reach the size of 6.75 inches (170 mm) in length

That’d be worth so many bells.

beardycoxmilkshakeman:

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Rhinoceros beetle hitching a ride in Costa Rica. These harmless beetles reach the size of 6.75 inches (170 mm) in length

That’d be worth so many bells.

ju5t4n3rd:

so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE

I second this with all kinds of enthusiasm!

dutchster:

roachpatrol:

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

these sound completely legit

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.


For a friend of mine.

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

For a friend of mine.